HAY GUYS!

tannerx88 (04:16:42 PM): kagu? thats a Bastar*d's name
tannerx88 (04:17:10 PM): you F***N idiot freak
tannerx88 (04:18:05 PM): since you like being a jerk...eat you yourself and your words jerky ass****
tannerx88 (04:19:05 PM): your from BALL-WIN mo?? hahaha BALL
tannerx88 (04:20:46 PM): GET OUTTA HERE OLD LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A F***N ASS***  BAST*ARD BITCH
tannerx88 (04:24:17 PM): ASS****ASS****ASS****ASS****ASS****ASS****KAGU IS AN ASS****

This is what Edd pm'd me after we gave him the boot.  I wish I'd saved his other comments... my favorite was when he called me a BITCH BAST*RD.  Seriously... his eloquence astonishes me.  The boy needs to be writing poetry.

I made a community for planning cookie con... because YES we still want to do it.

Join if you're planning on coming!

 cookiecon

Yeah I know I went a week ago.  SO I'M SLOW, OKAY?!

And I didn't really take that many pictures.  Because my camera kind of sucks.

omg. So I guess if I get tagged one and a half times, I should probably do it. *grumbles*

( stupid meme... )

I TAG YOUR MOM

Dear Nigel-

I am very disappointed in you.

Do you know how often I have to defend our love to my friends?  They laugh at me, Nigel!  Because of you.  Because I loved you.

But no.  You took that dedication, and threw it right back in my face, didn't you?

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU CUT YOUR SEX HAIR, NIGEL.

We are SO over now.

Sincerely,
Kagu

I'm not sure I've ever actually been tagged for a meme before. Ah well, I'll bite.

		I will marry Nigel Lythgoe.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in New York in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 1 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Red Jalopy.
		I will spend my days as a Professional Mavid Ficwriter, and live happily ever after.

OMGOMGOMG.  Gideon Emery read my blog.  I mean, not this one of course, my real one.  And he left me a comment.  GIDEON EMERY WROTE ME A NOTE!  OMG!  And on my blog I kept bitching about how I wanted to go to the Idol concert, I wish someone would buy me Idol tickets, ect... and so Gideon says to me, if I could buy you tickets to go see Idol, I would.

OMG.  OMGOMG.

I AM SUCH A FANGIRL.

OH NOES ANOTHER CHATROOM CRACKFIC.

 

Ok so.  Lemme 'splain.  I made the mistake of telling the Cook Chatter girls about how my friend and I used to write crack fics line by line in IM.   So naturally, they demanded me to do it there.  Insanity insued. 

See, it all started when (...Mek? I forget who) posted this picture from the People Mag article.  I'll post it under the cut.  Then Kara demanded porn to be written about it.  So... yeah.

Anyway it's written totally awkwardly, since it was done in a chat.  That's why it's all like, one line at a time, and also occasionally flows really, really badly. lol.

Maybe I'll write a Mavid fic.  It's been so long since I wrote anything.  I don't know if I can write smut anymore...

DAVID COOK FTMFW!

MAVID FTMFW!

OMG!

Personally, I'm a Blogger person.  I just made this account so I can non-anonymously reply to people's posts.  A-heh.

BOOTS FTW.